Funny Shakespeare Quotes

Thou sodden-witted lord! thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows

— Troilus and Cressida, Act 2 Scene 1, Lines 42-43; Thersites to Ajax

I do bite my thumb, sir

— Romeo and Juliet, Act 1 Scene 1, Line 44; Sampson to Abram

Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!

— Timon of Athens, Act 4 Scene 3, line 361; Timon to Apemantus

Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear, / Thou lily-livered boy

— Macbeth, Act 5 Scene 3, Lines 14-15; Macbeth to a servant

I do desire we may be better strangers

— As You Like It, Act 3 Scene 2, Line 254; Orlando to Jacques

There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune

— Henry IV Part 1, Act 3 Scene 3, Line 111-12 ; Falstaff to Mistress Quickly

Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter!

— King Lear, Act 2 Scene 2, line 62; Earl of Kent to Oswald

You are not worth another word else I’d call you knave

— All's Well That Ends Well, Act 2 Scene 3, lines 262-63; Lafew to Parolles

You Banbury cheese!

— Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1 Scene 1, line 120; Bardolph to Slender

I am sick when I do look on thee

— A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act 2 Scene 1, line 212; Demetrius to Helena