Good day to you all.
For the past few days I have noticed strange people on our land. They have been moving things into mother's house; it looks terribly suspicious. So today, I waited until everyone had gone so I could investigate.
What I found was very alarming. There I found not one, but TWO cauldrons.
Is someone practising witch-craft? I should warn the maids for I do not want my dinner to be cursed.
I shall see thee anon.
William Shakespeare, Aged 9